I WILL CUT YOU

..but most likely I will bitch you out. But of course if I'm bitching you out, I'm probably drunk and/or you probably deserve it. Seriously, there's been so much tension at the house, Melanie and I are at our friend Matt's house, partially because the drama llama is stressing me out so much that it's making me feel physically ill, and partially because she's passed out right now. But whatever, I have trouble falling asleep, and I should probably be there if she feels like she needs more than toast, water, and a pot. Yet here I am typing to you from someone else's computer.....
Tonight has been good. We've been having fun hanging out with Matt's wife, Dana, and brother-in-law, Danny. It's been cute, because I'm trying to convince Melanie to get away from her emotionally abusive boyfriend, and Danny is totally into her. I'm hoping this will turn out in the end. Even if it just means that Melanie feels better about herself and moves on, that would be better than if she tries to stay with this dude. And I'm serious too. I'm about ready to pull out a knife, meat clever, wooden baseball bat, etc. if only it will help to get her away from him. It's causing too many problems over here, that I straight up told her that she's being emotionally abused by him today. I hope she listens and dumps his ass like a sack of potatoes, I can only hope she listens and takes heed to my advice, because three years of this is too much.
Anyways, we've been having fun with Matt, Dana, and Danny. They've been a blast and apparently Dana thought I was a lesbian. That makes me giggle, because I can remember two years ago when I blatantly told a group of men that I didn't need to watch Suicide Girls, because if I wanted to see naked girls, I'd look at myself in the mirror naked. Either way, we've had fun teasing Matt and his BBQ and hanging out at the fire platform. I'm so glad we were invited to come over, I've actually been verbally encouraging Melanie and Danny to make-out because I think it would be good for her to know there are better men out there.

Anyways, on to less gooshy stuff. We have an infestation of buzzards, and it's really annoying, because they eat all the food that the big cats leave behind and they eat all the cat food we leave out for the feral cats. It's frustrating, especially since Jim and Susan have been the cause of this. Only in the sense that they were feeding them the leftovers until they started landing on the roof, and potentially ripping it off with their talons.
So, today I managed to make progress with them, as in, I actually hit one today.
Of course by hit a vulture, I mean, I threw the pig's bowl like a Frisbee and managed to hit at least one of them. Maybe two, if I'm lucky. But seriously, I actually hit one, and all the buzzards lined up on the fence of Arnold the Pigs disappeared.
As much as I like buzzards, we keep finding them in the weirdest spots. Like two weekend ago, I discovered one because I could smell the fumes of a dried out,dead, and dismembered buzzard in the tigers' cage. Keep in mind though that the buzzards tend to go into the tigers' cage because there's not top to their enclosure, because they can't escape, they're too heavy. So, when the keep going in there, I can't help but laugh because it's so ridiculous, what I find in there. Seriously, Susan caught Sergei playing with a vulture, once. And the fact that I've managed to scare away a small portion of that population because I hit one of them with a food bowl is quite impressive, since they're not scared of us anymore. Hopefully I''ll be able to repeat my feat of throwing food bowls lime Frisbees and eventually drive them away.

So, I've recently discovered a very tiny piece of my past. I've recently been reintroduced to Queens of the Stone Age. QOTSA is one of those bands that I've always wanted to look more into and have never had the chance until recently. In fact I listened to mostly their album Songs for the Deaf most of the drive here, since it's actually written to sound like you're travelling cross country(i.e. LA to somewhere in New Mexico).
I'm infatuated. Seriously, I cannot get enough of their sound. Just by listening to the two records I have of theirs, I've become big fans of theirs.
That being said, I went through their Vevo on YouTube, and discover their music video to Sick, Sick, Sick. It's a strange feeling to come across this video, especially since I saw it when I was pretty young and easily grossed out and/or prudish. Surprisingly, when I saw it on MTV, years ago, I was morbidly fascinated by it and stupified into watching once I realized the hot girl was a cannibal. Now, I"m still morbidly fascinated by it and can't seem to get enough of it. It's strange how things that used to freak you out as a kid now still fascinate you.

Myabe I should stop reading about cannibalism.